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EPISODE #401 · THE SAME DEEP WATER AS YOU
Karen: "We need to talk about this pregnancy."
Lucas: "Keith would be so happy. I mean I can't believe you're having his baby."
Karen: "I'm not talking about that pregnancy. Whose test did you find at the reception? Was it Brooke's?"
Lucas: "I'm not sure yet."
Karen: "I'm your mother Lucas, and considering that I was pregnant at 17. I just want to know if history is repeating itself with my son and his girlfriend."

Lucas (to Nathan): "So what, wedding wasn't enough. You needed even more attention?"
Lucas (to Nathan): "I just got Cooper to shore. You're the one who saved everybody. You're a hero Nate."

Lucas: "Brooke kind of found out that I kissed Peyton, again."
Skills: "Well, it's a good thing you’re in a hospital; 'cause your sorry ass in bad shape bro."

Rachel: "Slut."
Brooke: "Bitch."
Rachel: "Whore. Well I know I'm not in Heaven because they'd never let Brooke Davis's skanky ass through the gates."
Brooke: "And, your ass wouldn't fit; at least not the old one. How are you?"
Rachel: "Is Cooper okay?"
Brooke: "I don't know I'm sorry. Do you remember what happened?"
Rachel: "We were arguing."
Brooke: "About what?"
Rachel: "I told him I was pregnant. But, I lied. I'm not pregnant. I just wanted to scare him."

Rachel: "He should have been awake by now. They told me Nathan saved my life, how is he?"
Haley: "How is he? He's devastated Rachel, and it's all your fault. I saw you in the limo with Cooper. You were arguing with him weren't you?"
Rachel: "It wasn't what it looked like."
Haley: "You ruined everything. You caused a huge scene at the reception. You stole the limo, and now everybody's life is worse because of you. Does it even matter to you a little bit? Are you going to change one single thing because of it? Nathan doesn't need your thanks and neither do I. So why don't you stay the hell away from us. All of us."

Rachel: "Do you think people can change, Brooke? I mean, truly change."
Brooke: "Well, I'd like to say yes. But, honestly I don't really think people can change. You know at the end of the day you are who you are, and it's probably who you've always been."
Rachel: "But, what if who you've been is pretty horrible?"
Brooke: "I brought you back your house keys. It's a very nice house -- big rooms, no parents. I used to have one of those.

Brooke (to Rachel): "So, this is what it looks like when Hell freezes over."

Rachel: "I really screwed this up Mouth; I mean we were fighting, and I grabbed the wheel. I have to get out of here."
Mouth: "You can't run away from this Rachel."
Rachel: "He could die Mouth."
Mouth: "Listen to me, you know how you said you were going to tell everyone you opened the time capsule and I said not to, that you should burry it? I was wrong. And until you face all the mistakes you've made. You’ll never change."
Rachel: "People don't change Mouth."
Mouth: "But, they can, they just don’t because it's easier not to. We're always waiting for our lives to begin, and like figuring we'll be someone else someday. But, after this accident, and losing Jimmy, and Keith; what are we waiting for? All we have is now, Rachel. Don't run from this."

Dan: "May I?"
Karen: "How's Nathan?"
Dan: "I don't know really. You'd have to ask my ex-wife."
Karen: "Whose fault is that."
Dan: "Fair enough."
Karen: "And Cooper?"
Dan: "Cooper would be better off if he died in his sleep. Every time that immature punk comes to town my son ends up in the hospital. Hopefully he'll be okay. Karen, would it be the strangest of things if we got a cup of coffee sometime?"
Karen: "I've given up coffee through my pregnancy."
Dan: "A movie then?"
Karen: "NO!"
Dan: "You've given up movies too?"
Karen: "No, I just don't want to go with you."
Dan: "Karen, it's just that I want to be there for you. I know I wasn't there for you and Lucas, but you shouldn't have to raise another child on your own."
Karen: "I didn't raise Lucas alone. I had Keith."

Nathan (to Haley): "Today, for the first time in a long time, it doesn’t feel like anything's going to be okay."

Brooke: "I'd like to talk to my boyfriend, alone. Nice job not hitting on him."
Peyton: "Luke, I'll get those CDs later. Thanks for the sex."
Brooke: "Listen, I know it's been difficult for you lately. Losing Keith and your heart condition and giving up basketball. I feel like I've been keeping you close to me to try to protect you from those things. Like I'm hanging onto the two of us for you, but not for me."
Lucas: "I'm sorry I kissed Peyton, I should have told you."
Brooke: "It's not about that Luke, it's not. mean I thought that it was, but this is not about her. This is about me. I love you Lucas, and I probably always will. But, we go days without having a meaningful conversation. And, I used to miss you so much when that happened. But, it never seemed like you missed me. And, I guess because of it I stopped missing you. I mean, look at today there was a horrible accident and you hadn't even called me... it shouldn't be like this Luke. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore."
Lucas: "Brooke, I'm sorry."
Brooke: "Yea, me too."


EPISODE #402 · THINGS I FORGOT AT BIRTH
Brooke: "Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it."

Cooper: "Is everything okay?"
Rachel: "Yea, I’m fine. I was just scared that you..."
Cooper: "The baby Rachel, I meant is the baby okay."
Rachel: "Cooper, when we were arguing, I was so angry and I was hurt. So, when I said I was pregnant I was just..."
Cooper: "Get out! I said get out!"

Skills: "So, Brooke just broke up with ya?"
Lucas: "Yup."
Skills: "Man, that's cold dawg."
Lucas: "Oh yeah."
Skills: "Although you did kiss Peyton."
Lucas: "You want me to get you a tryout with the Ravens, or what?"
Skills: "Yes I do. But, that still don't mean you didn't kiss Peyton."
Lucas: "I love Brooke, Skills."
Skills: "I know you love her. So what, you gonna try and get her back?"
Lucas: "Yeah."
Skills: "Hmm.. I'm not too sure that's the what to do it, but hey."
Skills (to Peyton): "Wassup homewrecker!?"

Peyton: "Imagine a future moment in your life where all your dreams come true. You know, it's the greatest moment of your life and you get to experience it with one person. Who's standing next to you?"
Lucas: "Umm, Kate Bosworth."
Peyton: "Luke, come on, it could be anybody you know. Your mom, Haley..."
Skills: "Your boy Skills."
Peyton: "Who’s it gonna be?"
Lucas: "Brooke."
Peyton: "Alright, if that's what you really want, then I have a way for you to get her back."

Peyton: "Find anything good over there Skills?"
Skills: "I’m actually just pretending to be looking so I can hear all your business. I'm just waitin' to hear your plan of how you're going to get Brooke back for this cryin' little school girl.”

Rachel: "What are you doing?"
Brooke: "Uh, seeing what it was like to be you before the surgeries."

Brooke: "Second hand death flowers, thanks...shoot me now."

Customer: "No ones waited on our table in about 15 minutes. I ordered the Rubén, not the tuna salad."
Deb: "Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. But, judging from the size of your ass, you should try the tuna salad and consider it a favor."

Deb (yelling to the customer): "Come again fat ass!"

Cooper (to Nathan): "Listen to me, no matter what happened on that bridge, it was still my fault. I knew how old Rachel was, and I didn't walk away. That's not very heroic is it? Anyways, I wouldn't even be alive to say anything if it wasn't for you."

Haley (to Brooke, referring Deb): "She's here; she's literally out to lunch."

Rachel (to Nathan): "You have Cooper's eyes."

Karen (to Deb): "I will not have a gun toting junkie destroy a 17 year old business."

Peyton: "What did you watch?"
Lucas: "Your legs mostly. No, I'm serious. You know, from up close they're a little chickeny, but from where I was hiding, they were pretty awesome."

Rachel (to Brooke): "Okay, let me get this straight. You don't have feelings for Lucas anymore, Peyton does, but she's willing to hide those feelings if you asked her to. Sounds like a pretty great friend to me."

Whitey (to Lucas): "Not long ago, I found a kid out on that very same court. If that young man turns out to be the kind of player and person that scrawny kid turned out to be, it’s a no brainer."

Haley: "I found your ball at home."
Nathan: "I was kind of hoping you would."
Haley: "I need you to talk to me."
Nathan: "Haley, I'm not trying to shut you out okay. I just don't understand it enough to let you in yet."
Haley: "Whatever it is, we're going to get through it together. I'm right here Nathan. I'm not going anywhere."


EPISODE #403 · GOOD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE BAD NEWS
Nathan: "I need to be tutored, I think I'm failing marriage."
Haley: "You try sleeping with the teacher?"

Brooke: "If we lose tonight, I'm going to kill Peyton."
Haley: "We we'll win, Nathan's got that look in his eye. Besides even if we did lose, it wouldn't be Peyton's fault."
Brooke: "Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. She's like a cursed rabbits foot. She's bad luck."
Haley: (chuckles)
Brooke: "I am serious 'Traitor Girl.' Do not take her side, not against me."
Haley: "Hey, wait a minute, do not call me 'Traitor Girl,' okay. I'm not taking sides, I didn't know there were sides.
Brooke: "Yeah, well there are. You're either on 'Team Brooke' or 'Team Peyton' and nobody wants to be on 'Team Peyton' because their captain is a big whore!"
Haley: "Okay, do think that's a little harsh?"
Brooke: "Oh you mean harsh like when they shove their tongues down each other's throats?"
Haley: "That kiss was so long ago."
Brooke: "Again Haley. They kissed again."
Haley: "What?"
Brooke: "They're sneaking around again too. You should really check out Peyton's web-cam sometime."
Haley: (shocked)
Brooke: "Welcome to 'Team Brooke.'"

Lucas: "I'll trade my juice box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie."
Brooke "Peyton must really need chips."

Lucas: "Remember my first day as a Raven?"
Skills: "Yeah, you played like crap. I remember walking around for a whole week talking 'bout 'man, I gotta take me a Lucas.'"

Haley: "Stay the hell away from my husband!"
Rachel: "I was just giving him a proper thank you."
Haley: "Your 'thank you's' send people to the free clinic."
Peyton: (laughs)
Brooke "What are you laughing about? Your 'I love you's' send people to their grave."
Peyton: "Well if that's the case, then I love you Brooke." (blows her a kiss)
Brooke "Whore."

Brooke "Welcome to my house. Did you come to steal it?"
Peyton: "Uh, it's Rachel's house, and I'm pretty sure you stole it from her."

Peyton: "What the hell are you doing?"
Brooke "What?"
Peyton: "Kissing Derek."
Brooke "Oh I'm sorry Peyton, I can't help who I like. New boyfriend?"
Peyton: "He's my brother."
Brooke "You have a brother?"
Peyton: "Yeah."
Brooke "Oh then I guess your mom slept around even more than you do."

Skills: “Yo! Look I just gotta thank the brotha that helped a brotha get on the team and the brotha who helped a brotha score once he got there.”
Lucas: “I lost track, which one am I again?”
Skills: "So what's up man? How about some shots for the Scott's?"
Nathan: "Look man you blew up out there, but it's only gonna get tougher so you gotta keep bringing it alright?
Skills: "Look man I'm gonna be so tight out there dawg they're about to be callin' me 'Zip-Lock'."
Nathan: "Just say you're gonna bring it Skills."

Bevin (to Skills): "Okay big news, but keep it on the BLT. Brooke -- broke up -- with Lucas!"
Lucas: "Thanks Bevin."

Derek: "It's good to meet you man."
Mouth: "What did you say your name was? Cooper?"
Derek: "Derek."
Mouth: "Whatever Felix. You ever been a girls friend? It sucks. You know what else sucks? New guys."
Derek: "My name's Derek."
Mouth: "Right. Look if you want to get on my good side... and you do. Stop kissing Brooke, don't even look at Rachel and don't move here. 'Cause nobody likes new guys, New Guy. What was I talking about?"
Derek: "You don't like new guys."
Mouth: "Oh yeah.... damn new guys."

Haley (sees Lucas talking to a girl): "You gonna kiss her now too?"
Lucas: "Excuse me. What?!"
Haley: "Brooke told me that you kissed Peyton, again. Luke, that's the dumbest thing you've done since the first time you kissed her, what the hell were you thinking?!"
Lucas:: "I was thinking that she was dying. She's lying in my arm, blood is pouring out of her leg and she kissed me. And anyway, you know.. do you really wanna go there?"
Haley: "What does that mean?"
Lucas: "What leg were you shot in when you kissed Chris Keller?"

Lucas: "Brooke, you got a second?"
Brooke: "This kind of feels like deja vu."
Lucas: "Not really. You told me to fight for you and I did. But, you never fought for me."
Brooke: "And I'm not going to."
Lucas: "Okay, then I guess I was wrong. I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis."

Haley: "I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.. I shouldn't have come at you like that."
Lucas: "I'm sorry too."
Haley:: "I hate Rachel!"
Lucas: "You know.. she probably just.. well, I hate her too."
Haley: "I'm really sorry about Brooke."
Lucas: "Me too."
Haley: "She's probably going through a lot right now."
Lucas: "Yeah, well she's just gonna have to go through it alone."
Haley: "Hey Luke, will you promise me something?"
Lucas: "Mmhmm."
Haley: "No matter what happens, you and I will always be friends."
Lucas: "Always... and foreverrr."

Lucas: "What's up Mouth?"
Mouth: "Sup Mouth? Sup Mouth? That's all you ever say."
Lucas: "You been drinking?"
Mouth: "This party sucks."
Lucas: "Yeah, I know what you mean."
Mouth: "Yeah, I'm sure you do. 'Cause every time you tell a girl you like her, she says what a great friend you are, right? Oh wait, that's me. You're the guy they all throw themselves at. Brooke, Rachel, Peyton.. probably even New Guy!"
Lucas: "How many of those have you had?"
Mouth: "Counting this one? One."

Peyton (to Nathan): "I saw you come over here all by yourself. That use to be our signal."

Rachel: "If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom."
Haley: "If you're looking for a black eye, it's in my fist."

Haley: "Why do you always go after guys you can't have?"
Rachel: "Let me know if you see any."
Haley: "I would except I heard he left town."
Rachel: "I understand why you're so angry Haley, I use to be a fat chick with a little head too."

Brooke: "I know you were drunk for the wedding and in a coma for the honeymoon, but just to keep you up to speed -- Nathan and Haley are still married."
Rachel: "Thanks for that update, I hate those cute 'coupley' newsletters."
Brooke: "Rachel, trying to steal a girls boyfriend is bad enough. Trying to steal a girls husband is unacceptable! Especially when the couple is Nathan and Haley, they've been through enough!"
Rachel: "Well, I'll make a note of that in my 'Mind Your Own Business' stationary."
Brooke: "No because as one of Haley's bridesmaids, making sure they stay together is my business! She might be too classy to fight you, but I'll kick your little ass."
Rachel: "Oh I think you're gonna stay out of it."
Brooke: "Really? Why is that?"
Rachel: "Because you're pregnant! So... who is the father? Lucas?"
Brooke: "You don't know jack unless he's one of those guys whose beanstalk you climbed the other night."
Rachel: "You gonna kiss your unborn baby with that mouth? You have been begging me to find out! You haven't been drinking, you're making maternity clothes, and uh I found the pamphlets from Planned Parenthood in your nightstand, what is that bedtime reading? 'The Story of the Knocked Up Cheerleader.'"
Brooke: "You were looking through my drawers?"
Rachel: "My house, my drawers! And uh, I was looking for condoms -- something you probably should have been doing."
Brooke: "I am not having this conversation with you!"
Rachel: "I was talking to your baby."

Haley: "You keep going to that bridge, I never thought I'd be jealous of a river."
Nathan: "You know how much I like the water."
Haley: "I'm really trying not to be jealous and I want to be understanding, but uh it's really hard with you sneaking around."
Nathan: "I'm sorry."
Haley: "I don't want you to be sorry, I want you to let me in. Whatever it is, you know... even if it has something to with Rachel. Even if you like her, I just want you to tell me."
Nathan: "You think I like Rachel? Haley, I was just.. I was just talking to her about the accident. I just wanted to know if she saw him too."
Haley: "Saw who?"
Nathan: "Keith. I think he's the one who pulled me out of that car. I'm nobody's hero."
Haley: "Why didn't you tell me?"
Nathan: "Because I thought it would go away. I thought basketball would fix it, but it didn't."
Haley: "Nathan, your problems are my problems -- I want us to figure this out together. And you're wrong, you're my hero."
Nathan:: "So, you don't think I'm crazy?"
Haley: "No, I do not think you're crazy. You think I'm fat?"
Nathan: "What? Of course not."
Haley: "Do I have a little head?"
Nathan: "No, I love your head."
Haley: "So that's why you keep going to that bridge?"
Nathan: "Yeah... and for this.. (pulls the crackerjack bracelet from his pocket) I love you Haley."
Haley: "I love you too Nathan Scott."


EPISODE #404 · CAN'T STOP THIS THING WE STARTED
Deb: "Shove it up your ass; I know I'm an addict. Live a week with these people and you will be too."

Brooke: "I told you, I'm not pregnant!"
Rachel: "Whatever you say, but you can't have the baby -- you'd be a terrible mother."
Brooke: "Why would I be a terrible mother?"
Rachel: "Because we all turn into our parents. I mean as soon as Brooke Junior hits puberty, Brooke Senior hits South Beach."
Brooke: "I will not."
Rachel: "I thought you said you weren't pregnant."

Brooke (to Rachel): "How many after photos does Jenny Craig need anyway?"

Rachel: "It's practice for the Maxim magazine shoot this afternoon. They're looking for Tree Hill's 'Hometown Hottie'."
Brooke: "How 'bout hometown hussy? You've got that one in the bag.”

Haley: "Hidey-Ho neighbors.”
Lucas: "How was the 'Manson Family Reunion?'"
Haley: "Oh, you know, it was kinda like the end of The Lion King when all the hyenas gang up and eat Scar.”

Dan: "Everything we say in this room is confidential, right? I killed my brother.”
Therapist: "You say you killed your brother. Can you explain that?”

Rachel: "You're completely celibate?"
Shelly: "Pretty much."
Brooke: "What does pretty much?"
Shelly: "Well, we Brooke ourselves."
Rachel: "I'll join."

Deb: "Nathan."
Nathan: "Mom, what are you doing here?"
Deb: "You have something that belongs to me."
Nathan: "Mom, I'm not doing this."
Deb: "I want my pills. I’m not leaving here until I get my damn pills."
Nathan: "Ok. Go ahead, take them, but I'm warning you it's either the pills or me."

Shelly: "Why would a guy buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Brooke: "Okay do you realize you have just lowered yourself to a farm animal? One that's for sale no less."
Brooke: "Wait a minute, you have a virginity club and you're not even a virgin?"
Shelly: "I am now, I'm a 'Born-Again Virgin'."
Brooke: "A what?"
Shelly: "Just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you can't start over. I made a pledge, I re-committed."
Brooke: "Shelly, I hate to break it to you, but you're either a virgin or you're not. A pledge does not a broken hymen mend, sorry."
Shelly: "You can't tell me what to believe, I am a virgin."
Brooke: "You're a hypocrite. You are walking around here preaching celibacy to everyone and you've already sold your cow, or your milk, or... whatever!"
Shelly: "Well, at least I'm not a baby killer."

Haley: "Nathan, I know that it's really hard for you to explain what happened to you down under that water and maybe Keith did save you, maybe you saved yourself. I don't know, but the point is either way it means that you are supposed to be here right now."
Nathan: "Hales that's not it. My mom came into school today and in front of everybody chose pills over me."

Haley: "Stay away from him! For all I care you can go to hell, but I won't let you take Nathan with you."
Deb: "Talk to me in a few years Haley, when your dreams are dead, and your child betrays you. Then we'll see what kind of mother you'll be."
Haley: "No, no, I will never, ever be like you Deb."
Deb: "Pretty soon Nathan's going to realize playing college basketball is a lot more fun than playing house. I'll save you some pills."
Haley: "Who are you kidding Deb? Junkies don't save pills."

Peyton: "So what do you think?"
Derek: "I guess I'm supposed to tell you have too much makeup on, your skirt is too short, and the boys are after only one thing. But you look beautiful."

Brooke: "Okay, just think about it this way, most guys buy a motorcycle cause they're compensating for, ya know, but Nathan wears size 14's."

Nathan: "You remember that fight we had about birth control?"
Haley: "Yeah, how could I forget it?"
Nathan: "Brooke and Lucas both heard that entire thing. I mean, you'd think after something like that they'd use 2 condoms. How could she just not tell him?"
Haley: "'Cause she's scared to death."
Nathan: "Yeah, she should be. I mean, how do you just tell a guy that his life is over?"

Haley: "Brooke, are you drinking?"
Brooke: "Why shouldn’t I be? Tree Hill High thinks I'm a slut, Lucas thinks I'm giving birth to Chris Keller the second, and my gossipy roommate thinks that I'd make a terrible mother. And she's right. I can't do this Haley. I can't be pregnant anymore."

Karen: "Deb fired me."
Dan: "Fire is her specialty."

Haley: "I need to tell you something."
Lucas: "Is it true, about Brooke?"
Haley: "Don't be mad at Brooke, she's been a great friend."
Lucas: "I just can't believe she wouldn't tell me."
Haley: "Luke, it's not Brooke, it's me. I'm pregnant. Nathan's just been working really hard and all of his dreams are so close, and it just changes everything."
Lucas: "Nathan isn’t Dan. He'll understand."
Haley: "I'm really scared Luke."
Lucas: "It's gonna be okay."
Haley: "How do you know?"
Lucas: "'Cause this kid's gonna have a great uncle. I learned from the best."


EPISODE #405 · I LOVE YOU, BUT I'VE CHOSEN DARKNESS
Karen: "Lucas, why are you coming to every checkup with me?"
Lucas: "Would Keith be at every checkup?"
Karen: "Probably yeah."
Lucas: "Well then there's your answer."

Nathan (answers phone): "Hello. -- Yes sir. -- A full scholarship? -- Yes sir. -- Tell Coach K. I won't let him down. -- Thank you. -- Yes! -- Haley, I'm going to Duke!"
Haley: "I'm pregnant. It's not Brooke it's me."
Nathan: "Well how long have you known?"
Haley: "A few weeks."
Nathan: "A few weeks?"
Haley: "I'm sorry I didn't know how to tell you. Can you talk to me? Can you tell me what you're thinking?"
Nathan: "Do you still want to go to Stanford?"
Haley: "What?"
Nathan: "Stanford, for college."
Haley: "Um yeah I mean of course I do but I don't..."
Nathan (Rachel calls): "I have to go."
Haley: "Nathan! Nathan! I'm pregnant. We're pregnant. At least just tell me how you feel about that."
Nathan: I" feel like you should've told me a few weeks ago. That's how I feel."

Peyton: "Look I know you're a little bit jealous of him."
Lucas: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Peyton: "Okay fine you're not jealous of him. But instead of a girl stealing my jacket you think Derek stole it, put it on a woman who may or may not be a prostitute, and then stabbed her in the leg. Is that what you think?"

Rachel: "I feel like we're connected somehow Nathan. Like, we're the only two people on the planet trying to understand this. Well, maybe we can help each other through it."
Nathan: "Haley’s pregnant."
Rachel: "You mean Brooke."
Nathan: "No, the rumors were wrong. It's Haley. You know, ten minutes ago I was this close to my dream. For a moment, I actually knew exactly who I was gonna be and now…"
Rachel: "I didn't see Keith. I'm sorry. I heard you talking to Peyton and the party and I'm an idiot. Nathan, you're gonna be okay."
Nathan: "Sure. I owe thousands of dollars in hospital bills, my wife is pregnant, and I think my dead uncle saved my life."
Rachel: "Your parents have money, your baby's going to be beautiful, and maybe your dead uncle saved your life because you're destined for greatness. Nathan, if Haley wasn't pregnant did I have a shot?"
Nathan: "Not for a second."

Detective: "Lucas Scott."
Lucas: "Yes sir."
Detective: "Detective Wilcox. We've met before, haven't we?"
Lucas: "Yeah, after the school shooting."
Detective: "I thought so. Listen, they filled me in on this whole long lost brother scenario. What else can you give me?"
Lucas: "Unfortunately, not much. I just have a really bad feeling about this guy and I'm worried about my friend Peyton."
Detective: "You carried her out.... Peyton Sawyer. You are the one who carried her out of the school."
Lucas: "Yeah."
Detective: "Okay. We’ll bring him in."
Lucas: "So you believe me. You don't think this sounds crazy?"
Detective: "I didn't say it didn’t sound crazy. But that look in your eye tells me that you believe it."

Haley: "Mr. Scott."
Dan: "Haley, what a surprise, come on in. What can I do for you?"
Haley: "Um, I'm just here because I don’t know who else can talk to Nathan. I'm pregnant."
Dan: "Seems to be going around."
Haley: "You have to know that I would never plan something like this or try and trap him. Especially now that he's got a scholarship offer to Duke, which you didn’t know... sorry."
Dan: "First of all, congratulations. Although I am far too young and handsome to be a grandfather. And, second, don't worry. It's not healthy. Have you told Nathan?"
Haley: "He totally freaked out."
Dan: "Been there. But, Haley, it's all going to be okay. I'll talk to Nathan. Okay?"
Haley: "Thank you."

Derek: "Who let you in here Peyton?"
Peyton: "Uh, your door was open."
Derek: "That's odd."
Peyton: "Yea. So, um, here’s the deal. You know I've really enjoyed having you around. But, school's going to be really busy, so maybe you should just go back to St. Flora now."
Derek: "It's Lucas isn't it. He doesn't like me."
Peyton: "No."
Derek: "He's uh sabotaging our relationship."
Peyton: "No Derek, it's not Lucas. It's, I mean, it's my dad. He's back from sea now, so I have to spend..."
Derek: "He's not even your real father! Um, I'm sorry, Peyton. I always imagine what it would be like to know you. You know, to really get inside you. And, now I can't ever imagine not knowing you, not mattering to you. I matter to you, don't I Peyton? (she nods) More than Lucas?"
Peyton: "Bye Derek."

Nathan: "Mom."
Deb: "Nathan, is this a friendly visit, or is the DEA outside."
Nathan: "I’m not here to fight with you mom. You have a problem and you know that. I'm here to tell you that uh, Duke offered me a scholarship."
Deb: "Oh honey. Oh, congratulations. I'm so proud of you Nathan."
Nathan: "There's going to be a press conference tonight. I'll let you know where, but I really want you to be there mom."
Deb: "I wouldn't miss it."
Nathan: "Sober. I want you to be there sober."
Deb: "I promise you, I'll be there."

Dan: "For a second there I wasn’t sure I had the right son."
Nathan: "What do you want Dad?"
Dan: "I just came by to say congratulations. You're going to be a father. Now, get up and give the old man a hug. Oh it’s a wonderful thing son. It's sort of like getting a full ride from Duke."
Nathan: "I knew there was a catch."
Dan: "Oh, hold on there’s no catch. I'm thrilled for you and Haley. But, how long have you loved Haley? A year? And, you've loved the game most of your life. And, you've worked hard, and Duke recognizes that. That's a hell of an accomplishment son."
Nathan: "Haley's dream is to go to Stanford."
Dan: "Interesting. I thought her dream was to go on tour. Oh, wait a minute. You already let her do that didn't you?"
Nathan: "Dad."
Dan: “Nathan. I like Haley. I was wrong about her okay? But, if she insists on going to Stanford, then you've got to let her go. Alone."
Nathan: "But she's pregnant."
Dan: "I understand that. But if she loves you, I mean truly loves you then Haley will put her second dream behind your first and follow you to Duke. Hey, I played ball and had you. You can do it too. The day I signed my National Letter of Intent was the greatest day of my life This can be that day for you. But if Haley takes that away from you after you let her go on tour, then she's not the person you or I thought she was. Think about that. You understand me know don’t you son. I wasn't a monster back then. I was just a kid chasing his dream his whole life, and then finally earned it. Just like you."

Haley: "Nathan. Hi."
Nathan: "I'm having a press conference to announce I'm going to Duke."
Haley: "I thought we agreed we'd make that decision together."
Nathan: "Well plans change, don't they?"
Haley: "You know everybody's been congratulating me about the baby and telling me how wonderful it is, except you."
Nathan: "A part of me thinks it is wonderful."
Haley: "A part of you?"
Nathan: "Haley what do you want me to say?"
Haley: "I want you to say that um whatever it is we're going to face it together and you've never been so happy and everything's going to be okay."
Nathan: "Haley I don't want to lie to you. This whole thing scares me to death. Look, do you wanna come with me?
Haley: "To Duke?"
Nathan: "To the press conference."
Haley: "I can't do that right now."
Nathan: "My dad said you would say that."
Haley: "You know what Nathan; it is really not about what schools we go to or what dreams we have. Because whatever you want I want that for you. But I really thought that the news of your child would affect you more than the news of a scholarship."
Nathan: "I'm not gonna feel guilty about this. I'm not."

Peyton: "Is it any wonder I have commitment issues?"
Lucas: "Yep, you're pretty much the Bermuda Triangle of relationships."

Karen: "Welcome to my history Haley James Scott."

Rachel: "You alright?"
Nathan: "No wife, no mom."
Rachel: "Just lying bitches like me. I really wanted to help you Nathan. And most of the time, that means sex in my world. That wasn't fair to you and Haley. Plus there's all this Cooper stuff that's going to take years of therapy. How's Haley doing?"
Nathan: "She hasn't said it but I think she's as scared as I am."
Rachel: "She shouldn't be. Unlike the rest of us, this baby's going to have two pretty great parents. Good luck."

Dan: "Greatest day of your life."
Nathan: "As uh many of you know, I called this press conference today to announce where I plan to play basketball in college. I've had a lot of great offers but it's always been my dream to play at Duke University. So uh that's where I plan to go. But, you know, my father said that today would be the greatest day of my life. And your right Dad, it is, but it's not because of basketball. You see, today I learned that my wife Haley, is pregnant. And while it's an absolute honor to be recruited by Duke University, I guess what I have to say to you today is this: where I play basketball, if I play basketball, is no longer a decision for me to make alone. It's a decision that I'll make with my wife, and my family’s best interest at heart. And when I do, I'll let you all know. And my wife couldn't be here today, so I just wanted to say one thing to her. Haley, no matter what happens we'll face it together and I promise you, I've never been happier. Everything's going to be okay and I love you."
Haley: "I love you too."
Nathan: "Thank you."

Psycho Derek: "Who are you?"
Derek (the real one): "I'm her brother bitch."

Whitey: "You ought to be proud of Nathan today; putting his dreams on hold so history wouldn't repeat itself."
Dan: "He acted like a child."
Whitey: "No Danny. He acted like a man. I didn't know you were a religious person. Genesis 4:10."

Nathan (talking to Haley): "You know I thought it was a miracle that I survived that accident. And, I guess I never really felt worthy of it. But, now I know that miracle wasn’t for me. It was for us. All three of us."


EPISODE #406 · WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
Lucas: "Thanks for almost branding me with the keys." (looks around Peyton's completely white bedroom) Wow, umm... it's bright."
Peyton: "Yeah, well, 'Psycho Derek' is still out there -- I really haven't been able to sleep for 48 hours. Thought maybe I'd try to paint the shadows away."

Nick: "Okay everybody, I'm Mr. Chavez."
Brooke: "Nick?"
Nick: "Peyton?"
Peyton: "Here."
Brooke: "I have to go to the nurse, I'm gonna be sick."

Brooke: "This is all your fault! ...Well? You skanked me into this, how 'bout you help me out?"
Rachel: "I am not the one who ditched my boyfriend to have my horns trimmed by her High School english teacher.

Lucas: "Are we expecting an outbreak of stalkerazzi photographers, or are you just ashamed to be seen with me?"
Peyton: "No, everybody knows -- I guess bad news travels fast."
Lucas: "Are you gonna be okay?"
Peyton: "Every time I close my eyes, I see him there watching me and now I've got to come to school and deal with all of them watching me?"
Lucas: "Did you try calling your Dad?"
Peyton: "No, look I know he will come home the minute I call, but what's the point? Okay, it's over and there's probably like a hundred police officers out there looking for 'Psycho Derek,' so what's my Dad gonna do?"
Lucas: "Well, protect you."
Peyton: "I can take care of myself."
Lucas: "Hey! I know that...but, it's okay to be afraid from time to time."
Peyton: "Really, what are you afraid of?"
Lucas: "This morning I asked Whitey if I could play again."
Peyton: "That's great Luke."
Lucas: "Yeah, but with my heart condition, it still doesn't change the fact that it's scary."
Peyton: "Well, then why are you playing?"
Lucas: "'Cause it's who I am -- and you (lifts her hat off her head) need to be who you are."
(girls look and whisper, Peyton takes her hat back and walks away.)
Peyton: "I'm out of here."
Lucas: "Wait! Peyton, if you let this change you... he wins."
Peyton: "Well, maybe he wins."

Skills: "Look who all up in my house dawg."
Lucas: "Oh my God, you have one decent game and all of a sudden it's your house."
Skills: "I heard a rumor you might be coming off the bench in the playoffs."
Fergie: "Yeah, is that true Luke?"
Lucas: "It's true, my friends. I'm back."
Skills: "Okay, me and my boys back together again. Forty minutes tonight in the big-time."
Lucas: "Actually, Whitey's only given me fifteen minutes a game, you know, due to my heart condition."
Skills: "So, I guess you'll be wanting this back huh?" (hands Lucas his old jersey.)
Lucas: "It's a Starters jersey, you keep it."
Skills: "You sure?"
Lucas: "Yeah, I'm sure."
Skills: "Cool. Alright, look, game is 21 - make or take it. Or in your case, Mr. 15 Minute Man, we goin' make the game 11."
Lucas: "Alright."

(Peyton draws a freaky picture.)
Lucas: "Hmm, pretty dark don't you think?"
Peyton: "I love you Luke, but I've chosen darkness."
Lucas: "Well, I just wanted to come check up on you girly. How's your head?"
Peyton: "Is it me? Am I the reason people always leave? Am I the reason all these things keep happening to me? Maybe I'm just destined to be alone."
Lucas: "It's not you and you're not alone. Eventually you're going to have to be."
Peyton: "No, you're right - I can do it."
Lucas: "Alright, but just in case, you got the key to my place -- and I'm just a phone call away."
Peyton: "Thanks."

Lucas: "Hey."
Peyton: "Hey, um ...I'm sorry, I tried."
Lucas: "You talk to your brother?"
Peyton: "He won't call me back, he's a marine or something. -- Can I stay?"
Lucas: "Sure."

(Whitey hands Lucas a jersey with the number 22.)
Lucas: "This is Keith's number."
Whitey: "Yup, and I'm pretty sure he'd want you to have it."

Whitey (to Lucas): "You know, it took every ounce of strength your mother has to come in here and ask me to take you back. She loves you that much, enough to put your dreams ahead of her fears. You've got fifteen minutes a game to make her proud... and a lifetime to make them both proud."

Skills: "So let me get this straight, you and Peyton just friends right?"
Lucas: "Uh-huh..."
Skills (holds up a pair of ladies underwear): "I wish I had friends like that."

Lucas: "Skills, this is Peyton's brother, Derek."
Skills: "Damn... who would've guessed that Peyton's brother... was a brother."
Derek: "Lance Corpral Sommers."
Skills: "Big Daddy Skills."

Peyton: "Looks like we're a little early for Smackdown."
Derek: "We have a boxing team on base."
Peyton: "Oh, you better watch out for my right hook."

Derek: "The first step in learning how not to be scared, is knowing how to defend yourself."

(Derek pushes her.)
Peyton: "Derek! - Stop!"
Derek: "Is that all you got? Punch me like you mean it, Sawyer."
(Peyton punches him.)
Derek: "You hit like a girl."
Peyton: "I am a girl."
Derek: "A weak, scared, defenseless little girl."
(Peyton punches him harder.)
Derek: "Okay, Sawyer. So there's actually a real person in there."

Haley: "What are we gonna do Nathan?"
Nathan: "I took care of it."
Haley: "I know it must've been really difficult for you, to talk to your father, thank you for doing that for me. ----- Thank you for doing that for us."

Derek: "You can take a pass on tonight, she's going to be fine.
Lucas: "Are you sure?
Derek: "No, but if you keep babying her, you'll never find out."
Lucas: You know, you should really get to know her. She needs someone special in her life, you know?"
Derek:: "She's already got someone special in her life -- she has you."
Lucas: "So what, you’re just gonna leave her?"
Derek: "I didn't say that. I've got some experience with late-night guard duty -- but she doesn't need to know that. She needs to know that she can do it alone."


EPISODE #407 · ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'VE DONE
(Haley reaches for some stacked bins in the closet.)
Nathan: "Hey! Come ooon..." (Nathan pulls her down.)
Haley: "Hey (laughs) I was getting that.."
Nathan: "You shouldn't be straining yourself. You can't risk falling and stuff."
Haley: "Relax, I'm pregnant, not elderly."

Haley: "I wanna go to Duke with you."
Nathan: "What?"
Haley: "I got my acceptance letter from Duke, and um, it just made me think about what I want. And what I want is to make you happy more than anything else in the world. And I wanna go to Duke with you!"
Nathan: "Aw, Haley."
Haley: "You've been so supportive of me and my dream for music, so I just wanna be supportive of you and your dream for playing at Duke. So I wanna do this for us, okay?"
Nathan: "How did I get so lucky?"
Haley: "It helps that you're hot."
Nathan: "Well thank you, you're gonna be so happy there."

Nathan: "What's all this stuff for anyway?"
Haley: "Babysitting! I thought the extra experience and money couldn't hurt, besides I just really don't wanna be one of those mom's who's completely overwhelmed and unprepared and always screaming at her kids the way my Mom used to be. Ah, it's crazy... anyway, um the kids are coming by after school, and uh - you know, you should stop by and say "Hi."
Nathan: "Eh, I'll pass... I don't really like kids. -- Oh, I'll like our kid." (chuckles)
Haley (smiles and throws a doll at him.): "Yeah, get outta here ya bum."

Peyton:  "Fine. If it'll get you out my house, I'll go to school."
Derek: "Fine, I'll drive you."
Peyton: "Fine."
Derek: "Get moving! It's 0:800"
Peyton: "I liked the other Derek better."

Derek: "You know when the world backs off Peyton? When you make it back off!"
Peyton: "Fine, back the hell off."
Derek: "Okay... I guess I'm done wasting my time."
Lucas: "I think I liked the other Derek better."

(The little girl hugs Haley.)
Haley: "That was actually kinda sweet."
(Nathan removes a 'KICK ME' sign from her back.)
Haley: "Or not."
Nathan: "You still think you like kids?"
Haley:  "I'll like our kid."

Nathan: "I wanna say thanks. I know how hard it was for you to throw those points away. Look, I'll make it up to you and the team at State okay? Point shaving was just a one time thing... it's over now."
Lucas: "Nathan... you know I'll always be there for you. But, never again."


EPISODE #408 · NOTHING LEFT TO SAY BUT GOODBYE
Derek: "Are you sure about the color? Because this is starting to look like that scene from the "Shinning" with those creepy little twins."

Brooke: "Peyton I brought you something. Thought you could use it."
Peyton: "Am I missing something?"
Brooke: "It's a 'To-Go' box. You know... since you're screwing my leftovers."
Peyton: "Really Brooke? You seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual 'To-Go' box. At least you're a dedicated bitch."
Brooke: "Says the dedicated slut."
Peyton: "For the record I'm not screwing Lucas. I know you have trouble comprehending two people in bed together actually just sleeping."
Brooke: "Remember Peyton, I gave Lucas to you and I can take him back whenever I want!"
Peyton: "Brooke are you listening to yourself? If you decide to get back with Lucas. You better mean it 'cause he deserves to be with someone who loves him."
Brooke: "Someone like you?"

Haley: "Rachel. Asked me. To tutor her."
Lucas: "You're tutoring Rachel?"
Haley: "Hell no, I said she asked me."

Haley: "Rachel."
Rachel: "Haley."
Haley: "Look, I will tutor you on 3 conditions. The first one is you have to work around my schedule, I'm working a ton of hours right now and I really don't care if it disrupts your social life. Second is, if you miss one session it's over, got it?"
Rachel: "Got it. So what's the third condition?"
Haley: "No matter how nice I seem, you have to remember that I can't stand you."

Lucas: "Listen I just wanted to say I'm sorry that we didn't get to spend more time together tonight."
Peyton: "How'd it go with Brooke?"
Lucas: "I realized tonight that it's over between me and Brooke and she realized it, too."
Peyton: "I love you Lucas."
Lucas: "I love you too Peyton."
Peyton: "You don't understand. I've been holding this in for a really long time... I just need to know. -- I love you... I'm in love with you."


EPISODE #409 · SOME YOU GIVE AWAY
Brooke: "I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks."
Haley: "Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well."
Brooke: "I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here."
Rachel: "You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy ...maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help -- or it could just make things really horrible -- that could be fun too."
Haley: "Okay, I'll go first. [mimicking Rachel's voice] My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys."
Rachel: "See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan.... damn that was good."
Brooke: "Okay, Peyton here.. I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel."
Peyton: "Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'"
Brooke: "Okay, Peyton here again.. have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2."
Haley: "Brooke..."
Bevin: "My name's Rachel and I have red hair."

Brooke: "How you doing Haley?"
Haley: "Not so good."
Peyton: "I'm sure you'll be next... maybe we should try and get in touch with Nathan."
Haley: "No... I don't want him to know. Not during the game."
Nurse: "Sarah LaStage!"
Rachel: "Okay this is a bunch of crap. Come on." [speaking to the nurse] "Look, our friend has been waiting a long time."
Nurse: "So?"
Brooke: "So? She's pregnant and she's in a lot of pain!"
Nurse: "Uh huh, well look.. I know all of you cheerleaders expect special treatment, but guess what? I never liked cheerleaders in my school."
Rachel: "It's probably because you looked, like that."
Nurse: "Guess who's gonna wait a little long now?"
Peyton: "Like hell she is, come on Haley."
Nurse: "Excuse me? I'll call security!"
Brooke: "Yeah, call security! Why don't you call the police and tell them you're discriminating against cheerleaders?!"
Peyton: "Can we get a doctor please?!"
Nurse: "Listen to me, I don't care how special you are in your little high school, you can't just barge in here."
Doctor: "What's going on?"
Peyton: "What's going on is that our friend is pregnant and she's in a lot of pain, and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked."
Doctor: "Okay, just calm down -- I'll take a look at her. You can all wait in the lobby and... cheer for something."
Haley: "Thanks you guys."
Brooke: "You're gonna be okay Haley."
[the girls look at the rude nurse]
Rachel: "Bitch."
Peyton: "Slut."
Brooke: "Whore."
Bevin: "Thank you."

Lucas: "It's you."
Peyton: "What?"
Lucas: "When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me. It's you. It's you, Peyton."


EPISODE #410 · SONGS TO LOVE AND DIE BY
Keith (whispering to Nathan): "It's ok Nathan."
Nathan: "Why'd you have save me Keith?! Huh? If I would have died, then there's no Daunte, and there's no accident, and Haley and the baby are fine. C'mon Keith, you can save me but you can't answer me? Thanks for nothing."
Lucas: "So it was you?"
Keith: "No, it was him. Most people are stronger than they know... they just, forget to believe in it sometimes."
Lucas: "This is my fault. I wanted to win the state championship, I could have let him lose that game. I should have been more supportive of him and Haley!"
Keith: "Right. We'll let's take another look at that world, you know, where you're a lesser guy."

Nathan (to Haley): "Hey baby... you know how you're always telling me you're not going anywhere? Well I need to hold you to that right now, ok? Just... I need you to come back to me. Listen, just... move one of your fingers if you can hear me, ok? Just move one of those beautiful fingers and let me know that you're still here with me."

Peyton (to Haley): "Hey, it's me..."
Brooke (to Lucas): "Hey, it's me... I know you've got a lot going on right now, and just so you know, Karen is a mess."
Peyton: "Nathan's a mess... but you've gotta wake up soon because I need you to take care of Brooke."
Brooke: "You've gotta wake up soon because I need you to take care of Peyton."
Peyton: "I just, I can't do it anymore. And it's not like we can leave her with Rachel..."
Brooke: "Besides you're really good for her."
Peyton: "And I'm not sure she can find her way without you."
Brooke: "What do you say, how bout you wake up now?"
Peyton and Brooke (in unison): "Oh, and can you not tell her we had this conversation? Thanks."

Keith (to Lucas): "It's a special thing.. saying 'I love you' to people you love. Because you never know when you'll lose them, or when they'll lose you."

Keith: "It's ok Nathan, just breathe. It's gonna be ok."
Nathan: "Look, I know I did a horrible thing, ok? But I deserve to be punished for that, not Haley. She's a good person and she'd be a great mother if... Look I know it must suck how people are always asking for things and never giving anything back. And I know that Keith saved me at the bridge, but Haley saved me long before that accident. There has to be a miracle left for her, please, please. Don’t take her from me. Don't take our child from her.
Keith: "It's ok Nathan, just breathe. It's gonna be ok."
Peyton (Peyton opens the chapel door): "Nathan..."
Haley (in her hospital bed): "Hi."
Nathan: "Hi." [Hugs and kisses her.]

Keith: "You know, you've got a lot of good things in this life, Luke. You've got family and friends. Love. Those are the things that are worth believing in."
Lucas: "Is there a heaven... Keith?"
Keith: "I don't know, is there?"
Lucas: "You know you really suck at this? Because if there is I was wondering if I could go with you."
Keith: "Well Luke that’s up to you, the future right now is, unwritten. But I want you to understand. If you go back there are gonna be some tough times, you know? Some heartache and pain... but there's also gonna be love, laughter and a life full of accomplishment."
Lucas: "Who’s the woman at Peyton's grave?"
Keith: "Someone who used to know her. But it's not Peyton's grave."
Lucas: "What do you mean?"
Keith: "Well Peyton lived because you saved her that day."
Lucas: "Well then who's grave is it?"
Keith: "It's your grave Luke. If that's what you choose."
Lucas: "And the woman?"
[Older woman changes into a young Peyton.]
Lucas: "Peyton!"
Keith: "She lived a good life Luke, but she could never let go of you."

Lucas: "I have to go back."
Keith: "Are you sure?"
Lucas: "I never told Peyton I love her. I wanna go back."
Keith: "Ok. Well, I guess this is the hard part..."
Lucas: "Keith..."
Keith: "Luke, you know I love you. And I always will... but I'm afraid it’s time for me to go."
Lucas: "But I don't want you to go!"
Keith: "Luke, it's ok."
Lucas: "God, I am going to miss you so much."
Keith: "But why? I'm with you every day. I'm with you every day. Besides, we'll see each other again."
Lucas: "We will?"
Keith: "You believe that. Now uh, this is gonna hurt a little bit. I love ya kid. --- It's ok Lucas, just breathe. It's gonna be ok."

Lucas: "I still don't believe Jimmy killed you Keith."
Keith: "Well then why do you? Jimmy Edwards was your friend Luke, you knew him, you were kind to him. After everything we've seen, don't you think that that kindness made an impact?"
Lucas: "But if it did then you would still be alive."
Keith: "Do you really believe that Luke? Look into your heart, ok? It may be flawed physically but it's a good one. It's what makes you you. Look you've changed other people's lives by opening it up, don't close that off! Luke just look around this hallway. You were here that day, what did you see?"
Lucas: "I didn’t see anything!"
Keith: "Open your eyes Luke, open your eyes the way you opened your heart. Open your eyes Luke! Open your eyes Luke! Open your eyes! Open your eyes Luke! Open your eyes Lucas!"
[Sound of a gun shot -- Lucas wakes up.]


EPISODE #411 · EVERYTHING IN IT'S RIGHT PLACE
Deb: "I don't belong here, I'm a good person. So I pop pills, I haven't killed anybody. Sure maybe I started a fire once, and I did discharge a firearm recently, but it was an accident. The bottom line is... I don't need this place."
Counselor: "Deb, I've been in your shoes."
Deb: "Gucci? I don't think so."

Peyton: "Sorry I was being a weirdo earlier."
Lucas: "You mean when you didn't kiss me on the quad or when you said dreams are e-mails from ghosts."
Peyton: "Both."


EPISODE #412 · RESOLVE
Nathan: "So how naked do we have to get?"
Skillz: "See I knew you would come around."

Brooke: "What do virgins talk about?"
Mouth (sarcastically): "Oh, we like rainbows and kittens!"


EPISODE #414 · SAD SONGS FOR DIRTY LOVERS
Nathan: "I don't feel like such a good guy right now."
Haley: "Why?"
Nathan: "I went to see my mom this morning and I think I was kinda hard on her."
Haley: "Babe, if anybody's needed tough love, it's your mom."
Nathan: "I know. But she's gonna be released in a few days and she told me she's scared to be alone in the house. She's gonna slip Haley, I can feel it!"
Haley: "Oh, then why don't we do something about it?"
Nathan: "Like what?"
Haley: I don't know... we need to save money, she needs help. We could let the apartment go and we could move in to her house. Yeah! Look, it'd be perfect! We'd save a ton of money, we'd be there to watch her 24/7, and everybody wins!"
Nathan: "And Peyton thinks I'm a martyr."
Haley: Well, you know, she's your family, she's a train wreck but she's your mom."
Nathan: "You'd do that for her?"
Haley: "No, but I'd do that for you."

Dan: "You don't wanna be the guy looking back at blue ruffles."
Lucas: "Ah, good point. So what'd you wear to prom?"
Dan: "Blue ruffles."

[Lucas and Peyton make out on his bed.]
Peyton: "Your mom is gonna come in any second."
Lucas: "She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in."
Brooke: "Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged."

Skillz: "Damn, Nate mom like the alcoholic Easter bunny."

Haley: "Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?"
Chase: "She was holding court in the living room."
Haley: "Clothed or unclothed?"
Brooke: "Clothed, but it was about ten minutes ago, so you never know."

Skillz: "Don't look now, Mouth, but Shelly all up in here right now."
Mouth: "Where?"
Skillz: "12 o'clock and closing fast."
Mouth: "Okay, on the count of three we're out of here. ready? Three."

Nathan (Sees Lucas holding a picture of Keith): "Luke, you gotta help me find some booze, man, or it's going to get ugly down there. You gotta let this go man. Keith's gone, Luke. Jimmy's gone. Nothing's going to bring them back. But you got a ton of people that love you out there and in a few months, most of those people are gonna go their separate ways. So what do you say big brother? Let's have some fun."

Nathan: "Haley! I heard you were fighting Rachel. You punched her?"
Haley: "It was more of a bitch slap..."
Skillz: "Yeah, that was after she threw the drink at her."


EPISODE #415 · PROM NIGHT AT HATER HIGH
Brooke: "And which evil stepsister are you?"
Rachel: "The one that got expelled."

Rachel (to Lucas about Brooke): "Didn't you see enough of her last night? Or are you here for the deleted scenes?"

Rachel: "Thanks for being my friend, you cheating whore."
Brooke: "Thanks for being my friend, you crazy bitch."

 

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